£2.75

YOU’RE NICKED!

Elasticated hard back jotters made by Silvine, for on-the-go note taking or booking criminals and hoodlums.

Elasticated hard back jotters made by Silvine. Measures 75x125mm. Pocket sized.

And so now I can tell you the all-time best joke ever (if you’re five).

Q: Where does your local Bobby live?

A: 999 Letsby Avenue!

PS, if you would like something seriously outdoors-proof, check these out: