While we've been packing your mail orders, we've noticed some excellent surnames out there - and now we can form a new company:
GOLDSACK, PENNYBACKER AND LUSTY.
We charge a thousand bucks an hour.
The sign of a company with clout: Its name should sound like a suitcase falling down stairs.
Update as of 25/09/24
SPRIDGEON, BLANPAIN-FORDER & STARTUP.
Less like a 60s American ad agency, more like an accountants in Bromley. But I would definitely use them.
Update 22/07/25
Some more firms (all which I would readily recommend), found from names in consecutive order from our mail orders:
MOIST, MACRAE & MONKLEY Surveyors
HUSSAIN, LANDWEHR-TRAXLER & DRIVER Financial advisers
INMAN, ROWE & LUCAS (clearly an old fashioned department store)
NORTH, BRIDGER & PLUMB - Not sure whether I would employ them, but certainly would use them to plan a bank job.